OLIVER! SCRIPT

Oliver: Please, Sir... can i have some more??
Master: More!? You want, more!?
Oliver: Yes, sir.
Master: Oh alright then, give us your bowl.
Oliver: No, sir! It's not gruel I want!
Master: Oh! I suppose you'd rather something more appetising, eh? You'd rather sausages, or burgers (what-ever they may be.) A raspberry ripple perhaps!?
Oliver: No, sir.
Master: Then what do you want boy!?
Oliver: An Excile long sleeved polo, sir.
Master: What!?
Oliver: (Meakly) In deep purple, sir.
Master: And where do you suppose I might get one?
Oliver: Ted Baker, sir.
Master: Do you mean, Ted Baker, my Uncle? Sir Ted of Bakerton?
Oliver: (Pause) No .
Master: Then who do you mean, boy?
Oliver: Ted Baker. One of the fastest-growing leading lifestyle brands in the UK, Sir. Ted Baker offers a wide range of collections... I'm sure there'd even be something for you, sir.
Master: A sporty little red number you mean?
Oliver: (Giving up) Why not?
Master: Yes, I can see it now... a hogarth endurance stripe detailed shirt, Oojah Micro Weave trousers, a Glimer cracked leather clutch bag.
Oliver: Clutch bag, sir?
Master: (Recovering) a-hem, what i meant to say of course was a Mans Yaxley leather document bag – because I'm a man. Yes – that's it. A man. Just look at me sloshing this gruel about. Very manly, yes.
Oliver: Well done.
Master: Thank you. Well, I'll leave you to it then.
Oliver: Where are you going, sir?
Master: Shopping. Shopping for mens things! Yes - cause we've clearly established that I'm a man, haven't we?
Oliver: Yes, sir. Yes, we have.
Master: Well, enjoy your gruel. Watch the rabble for me, will you?
Oliver: Yes, Sir.
Master: Oh i tell you, I'm so excited. Never before has a boy wanted more! (off he skips).

NEW UGG STORE MANCHESTER

i no i should have taken a picture but the new ugg store opened on the same row of shops as ted baker in manchester.
as advised by tash i was walking along and seeing what catches my eye, the only thing that really stood out for me was very very simple!! at the door of the ugg store was some 'VIP' ropes with a shop assistant guarding them. after standing around having a nosey for longer that is socially acceptable and looking inside i found out there was nothing special going on!! a lot of crowds and fuss (mainly by me and my bf) for nothing... not celebrity or anything! anyone could go in. they just made it look like something amazing was going on and attracting a lot of attention...for a bit of rope...GENIUS!!

soooo that got me tinking! on my 'launch night' guest list only! red carpet VIP ropes, bouncers "your names not down you're not coming in!"... make it look VERY special! could film a fake launch night with fake papz and everything : )

AP storms the streets

great ambient media campaign, similar to what i want to achieve with my out door performances. this campaign is head turning yet not too 'dirty' as agent provocateur can be seen. a bit 'george michael'

continued, LOVE AP window, food being sexy but not in a slutty in your face way. lovely bright bold colurs which i always like : )

agent provocateur

examples of 'theatre' fronts, obv these are tacky cheap ones but just examples to get a rough idea...

trees trees trees

OBV interested in prop design, possibly keep it as simple as poss, if plays change round quite quickly then dont want to spend too much on amazing props wen the acting is supposed to be the main feature.
however these are my cute little tree samples, at the moment very small wud be bigger in real life, with items of clothing hanging from the branches